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So apparently one of Batman's latest gadgets is Bat-Kryptonite Chewing Gum, in case he needs to spit in a brainwashed Superman's face.

You know what I miss? WHen Batman was a normal guy with loads of training and crazy gadgets. Not some smug jackass that's so prepared for everything that he can wipe the floor with anybody. Because then you get shit like this:

Batman is so smart that he has plans that will not just incapacitate, but kill the entire Justice League. However, on weekdays he gets tricked and beaten half-to-death by a clown. Or a hipster with a psychological compulsion to tell Batman his entire plan. Or a woman who can talk to plants.

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Bloodfire09 Featured By Owner May 15, 2015  Student General Artist
:iconthxfavplz: on Hello There...Sorry About Your Friend by Bloodfire09
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comicglee Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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NitroactiveStudios Featured By Owner Edited May 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So, how are you doing?
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Sm7799 Featured By Owner Edited May 7, 2015
You hear that Nintendo is making rides and attractions at qeueniversal studios' parks and shit?

I expect life sized mario kart.
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TheActionPants Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  New member
well.

yet another Bionicle admirer.

or so your profile says..
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revilnemesis3 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015
Just realized I never said this.

Thanks for the watch.
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Remenes123 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  New member
Hey there buddy ol' pal. Decided to make a new deviantart account. I wanted to know how your furry fanfiction was going. '^'                                                                                                                                               - Richard
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ToaArcan Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Lost the password to the old one then, Dickard?
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Remenes123 Featured By Owner Edited Apr 26, 2015  New member
I forgot then remembered, feeling deep shame at its meaning. I decided then, to find shulk puns to fill the sadness inside.

Here are my favorites; What does shulk say when he takes off his clothes? I'm really Revealing it.

What did shulk say when he became a doctor? I'm really healing it.

What does shulk say when he gets morning wood? I'm really concealing it. 

This is my life now.
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ToaArcan Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
You need help. And lots of it. 

Anyway, if you want to know about my writing, go read it.
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