Slight major problem

I'm typing this on the Wii U, because my laptop just died. If I turn it on, all I get is a blank white screen.

For the record, I got that thing in June 2014. It cost £500. And it's just dropped stone-dead. My old laptop lasted for 3-5 years, and spent two months of that with gaping hole in it's side. It only cost £350.

Now, with luck, it will not take so long to get a replacement this time. Mainly because I need it for school on Monday.

But seriously, this is terrible.